Two guys, same glasses, bad photos.Tumblr (3.0; @twolocalmen)http://twolocalmen.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a59bc6cf91058299efeb1b5806e9b218/tumblr_mg8nh5CrPQ1rw0mbio1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Local birdwatcher discovers squirrels.</p>http://twolocalmen.tumblr.com/post/40839346674http://twolocalmen.tumblr.com/post/40839346674Fri, 18 Jan 2013 08:30:24 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/59810a2be29e129a2ef314d01daf4c82/tumblr_mg8narCdhp1rw0mbio1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Local gym teacher admits he didn’t know dodgeball had rules.</strong></p>http://twolocalmen.tumblr.com/post/40759943999http://twolocalmen.tumblr.com/post/40759943999Thu, 17 Jan 2013 08:30:21 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/407d51116f0ccd3d3a89a6b56f7ddea3/tumblr_mg8n5bc0AH1rw0mbio1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Local math teacher believes his numerical ability stems from enchanted necklace adorned with severed fingers of former Mathletes.</p>http://twolocalmen.tumblr.com/post/40678851960http://twolocalmen.tumblr.com/post/40678851960Wed, 16 Jan 2013 08:30:24 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8a07d054788b7d82c1062dd9ad4fa3bb/tumblr_mg8mxj8jae1rw0mbio1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Local dog resting up for afternoon nap.</strong></p>http://twolocalmen.tumblr.com/post/40598687074http://twolocalmen.tumblr.com/post/40598687074Tue, 15 Jan 2013 08:30:40 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d53cb9a716c4edf2c4ed23709126e1b5/tumblr_mg8mvtKlh91rw0mbio1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Kindly local butcher massages cows to death.</strong></p>http://twolocalmen.tumblr.com/post/40516497322http://twolocalmen.tumblr.com/post/40516497322Mon, 14 Jan 2013 08:30:37 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/407d51116f0ccd3d3a89a6b56f7ddea3/tumblr_mg8mt2unPK1rw0mbio1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>After furious battles, local man cedes nostrils to nose hairs, hopes to keep ear territory.</strong></p>http://twolocalmen.tumblr.com/post/40424085325http://twolocalmen.tumblr.com/post/40424085325Sun, 13 Jan 2013 08:30:32 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8a07d054788b7d82c1062dd9ad4fa3bb/tumblr_mg8hj5r4UE1rw0mbio1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Local dog dreams about sleeping.</strong></p>http://twolocalmen.tumblr.com/post/40333693199http://twolocalmen.tumblr.com/post/40333693199Sat, 12 Jan 2013 08:30:44 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/beb366217634c2764d9ed04eeaa32f71/tumblr_mffutyMyBt1rw0mbio1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Local tongue discovers new way to make man look ugly.</strong></p>http://twolocalmen.tumblr.com/post/40252359743http://twolocalmen.tumblr.com/post/40252359743Fri, 11 Jan 2013 08:30:40 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d53cb9a716c4edf2c4ed23709126e1b5/tumblr_mffusg8Acr1rw0mbio1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Local cow tolerates fool.</strong></p>http://twolocalmen.tumblr.com/post/40172515129http://twolocalmen.tumblr.com/post/40172515129Thu, 10 Jan 2013 08:30:49 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/59810a2be29e129a2ef314d01daf4c82/tumblr_mffudbDr9Q1rw0mbio1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Local hat inspector really behind.</strong></p>http://twolocalmen.tumblr.com/post/40091720618http://twolocalmen.tumblr.com/post/40091720618Wed, 09 Jan 2013 08:30:48 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a59bc6cf91058299efeb1b5806e9b218/tumblr_mffubvkUGp1rw0mbio1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Local sweater refuses to be sole source of warmth for local out of shape mouth breather.</strong></p>http://twolocalmen.tumblr.com/post/40010426285http://twolocalmen.tumblr.com/post/40010426285Tue, 08 Jan 2013 08:30:50 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/407d51116f0ccd3d3a89a6b56f7ddea3/tumblr_mffu8s92JN1rw0mbio1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Local barista refuses to explain the purpose of foamy milk in sultry voice.</strong></p>http://twolocalmen.tumblr.com/post/39926805641http://twolocalmen.tumblr.com/post/39926805641Mon, 07 Jan 2013 08:30:25 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e6efe5583943cddc479bc335975667cd/tumblr_mffu5jcAdo1rw0mbio1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Local performance artist takes vacation, praised for best work since he was out of town for three days in 2006.</strong></p>http://twolocalmen.tumblr.com/post/39834227083http://twolocalmen.tumblr.com/post/39834227083Sun, 06 Jan 2013 08:30:32 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/59810a2be29e129a2ef314d01daf4c82/tumblr_mffu35BSY01rw0mbio1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Local Failed necromancer becomes taxidermist.</strong></p>http://twolocalmen.tumblr.com/post/39743034854http://twolocalmen.tumblr.com/post/39743034854Sat, 05 Jan 2013 08:30:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8a07d054788b7d82c1062dd9ad4fa3bb/tumblr_mffu0fxzP41rw0mbio1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Local dog has wonderful dream where all cats are kept on leashes. Before they get turned into dog food.</strong></p>http://twolocalmen.tumblr.com/post/39654317375http://twolocalmen.tumblr.com/post/39654317375Fri, 04 Jan 2013 08:30:35 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a59bc6cf91058299efeb1b5806e9b218/tumblr_mffty5ZFaL1rw0mbio1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Local man blames failed apocalypse on his poor selection of canned goods.</strong></p>http://twolocalmen.tumblr.com/post/39563972399http://twolocalmen.tumblr.com/post/39563972399Thu, 03 Jan 2013 08:30:33 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8a07d054788b7d82c1062dd9ad4fa3bb/tumblr_mestdgjtk81rw0mbio1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Local dog eats own weight in liverwurst.</strong></p>http://twolocalmen.tumblr.com/post/39471843589http://twolocalmen.tumblr.com/post/39471843589Wed, 02 Jan 2013 08:30:24 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/407d51116f0ccd3d3a89a6b56f7ddea3/tumblr_mestbiGuU71rw0mbio1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Bored by tradition, local taxidermist unveils revolutionary “pretzel” poses.</strong></p>http://twolocalmen.tumblr.com/post/39379914081http://twolocalmen.tumblr.com/post/39379914081Tue, 01 Jan 2013 08:30:42 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/59810a2be29e129a2ef314d01daf4c82/tumblr_mest59LIOX1rw0mbio1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Local man misplaces favorite explosive device.</strong></p>http://twolocalmen.tumblr.com/post/39303126603http://twolocalmen.tumblr.com/post/39303126603Mon, 31 Dec 2012 08:30:25 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/407d51116f0ccd3d3a89a6b56f7ddea3/tumblr_mest3f6cbr1rw0mbio1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Local man hopes no one saw the horrifying thing he just did.</strong></p>http://twolocalmen.tumblr.com/post/39213451066http://twolocalmen.tumblr.com/post/39213451066Sun, 30 Dec 2012 08:30:39 -0500